fuckin marvvelous

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.
You are currently 16 YEARS OLD, and are way too busy rehearsing for the next school play to give too much of a shit about your description.

hackma2terfla2h replied to your post: hackma2terfla2h replied to your post: wwine…

GREAT. NOW WE’RE BOTH NOT IIN THE MOOD. MAYBE YOU’LL LEAVE *ME* THE FUCK ALONE.

deal

im too fuckin exhausted to deal wwith you 

hackma2terfla2h replied to your post: wwine bottles to the head is not a vvery pleasant…

obliigatory “no fuckiing 2hiit, 2tupiid.”

see 

noww im not in the mood

hackma2terfla2h replied to your post: hackma2terfla2h replied to your post: oh my fuckin…

you’re a fata22 becau2e you are a fuckiing fii2hy fata22. there ii2 really no other explanatiion.

id like you to explain howw im fishy too sol

youre really makin little sense here 

like wwoww id go take some insult lessons from someone because you are failin really damn hard right noww

hackma2terfla2h replied to your post: oh my fuckin god i wwant ice cream

f a t a 2 2.

howw am i a fatass do explain

i havvent eaten since lunch an its burnin hot in my house

i havve evvery goddamn right to wwant ice cream

hackma2terfla2h:

broadwwaydestined:

heterochromia is wweird as fuck is wwhat you mean

i mean honestly you probably creep people out just lookin at them

an sol i swwear do not bring fef into this theres no fuckin point

because you knoww if she sees this shell givve us BOTH shit for it an for bickerin

really, becau2e when ii fiir2t meet people, theiir reactiion ii2 u2ually, “whoa, your eye2 are 2o cool!”

poiint for me.

ff won’t be giiviing me 2hiit anytiime 2oon. unliike you, 2he 2tiill liike2 me.

oookay lets not fuckin bring up wwho she likes better either thats alwways been obvvious as all hell

an evven if people say your eyes are cool they can still make them really fuckin uncomfortable

no points for you

none

hackma2terfla2h:

broadwwaydestined:

you got some real nervve to bring fef into this sir tags a lot

yeah fef is a strong girl but dont bring her into these convversations

an at least my eyes are the same color an i dont lisp an ivve actually had more relationships than you

obvviously im more fuckin attractivve than you since people like my face so much

you brought up the lii2p.

you diick. ii’m defiiniitely iinjectiing ff iin thii2 conver2atiion now. and for your fuckiing iinformatiion, heterochromiia ii2 cool a2 fuck.

2o you can go 2iit iin the corner and 2uck your own diick.

heterochromia is wweird as fuck is wwhat you mean

i mean honestly you probably creep people out just lookin at them

an sol i swwear do not bring fef into this theres no fuckin point

because you knoww if she sees this shell givve us BOTH shit for it an for bickerin

hackma2terfla2h:

oh, damn, iit 2eem2 that the la2t fuck ii had two giive ju2t ab2conded out the fuckiing wiindow. look2 liike you’re 2hiit out of luck then.

two be completely hone2t, ii want nothiing at all two do wiith you, but your fat fii2hy face keep2 croppiing up iin my metaphoriical rearviiew miirror. iit’2 hard two mii22. your ugliine22 ii2 liike a beacon iin iit2 own riight.

you got some real nervve to bring fef into this sir tags a lot

yeah fef is a strong girl but dont bring her into these convversations

an at least my eyes are the same color an i dont lisp an ivve actually had more relationships than you

obvviously im more fuckin attractivve than you since people like my face so much

(Source: broadwwaydestined)

hackma2terfla2h:

broadwwaydestined:

fuckin hell wwhen did you get tall

thats not evven fair i call shenanigans

an like id suck your disgustin spam porpoise its probably nasty tastin an unclean

also like hell im that desperate i can get someone anytime i wwant

evven though i dont just go around fuckin people

ii have good gene2. u jelly?

ii bet ii’m cleaner than you, though. who know2 what you’ve done two get off?

as if id be jealous of a hideous kid like you

an i dont do anythin wweird to get off you prick im definitely cleaner than you

you probably get off to wweird animes an make a fleshlight out a couch cushions an saran wwrap

gross sol gross

hackma2terfla2h:

broadwwaydestined:

nope im stayin right here

an im pretty fuckin sure im taller than you last time i checked

so unless you suddenly greww outta nowwhere i think wwe knoww wwho the vvictor is here

dont tempt me to provve i wwin

an i havve fuckin not fantasized about your dick you little asshole

5’9” motherfucker.

2uck iit.

…but don’t actually 2uck iit ii don’t want your dii2gu2tiing face anywhere near me.

oh, ii bet you have, though. every niight. you de2perate fuck.

fuckin hell wwhen did you get tall

thats not evven fair i call shenanigans

an like id suck your disgustin spam porpoise its probably nasty tastin an unclean

also like hell im that desperate i can get someone anytime i wwant

evven though i dont just go around fuckin people

hackma2terfla2h:

broadwwaydestined:

i wwould givve you proof of howw my dick is twwice as big compared to yours 

but you might end up likin it too much

#please sol i bet YOURE the one dyin to hop on this massivve conductors baton

get out.

though there’2 2omethiing freudiian iin the fact that you’ve fanta2iized about my diick enough two thiink your2 ii2 biigger.

after all, you know what they 2ay about tall guy2 wiith biig hand2.

nope im stayin right here

an im pretty fuckin sure im taller than you last time i checked

so unless you suddenly greww outta nowwhere i think wwe knoww wwho the vvictor is here

dont tempt me to provve i wwin

an i havve fuckin not fantasized about your dick you little asshole